Friday, July 5, 2013

Bingo Sluts



                                                       I was once a Bingo slut.


                                      the faces of the Bingo players are missing to protect the guilty
  
   The story goes like this:  When Maria was teaching in the Newark school district, the school had made a deal with a local bingo club.  Volunteering teachers and their willing partners would volunteer for a donation to the school.  We would bring bingo cards to the players who sat in a large casino type of place- two big rooms as i recall.  We would also bring them drinks, pencils,napkins, extra olives, etc.  They asked for a lot of stuff.  Sounded like it could be fun.  At least a peek into a Friday night world that people existed in.

    The people were welcoming in the early evening and in great spirits.  Maria and I weren't able to stay together as our duties took us acriss the rooms. Initially I was parked in one area and the folks were fun and happy.  They asked about my life and referred to me as their good luck charm.  That was okay I thought; everyone was smiling and in a goofy sort of way, I thought this was funny.  It's not too funny after people start downing several non non-alcoholic beverages and begin to lose.  Here, they just became outright mean.  "Get away" "Don't come back this way". The place got creepy.  Maria and I would catch each others' eyes as we passed-  we seemed to be moving faster as people wanted more. Quicker.

    I recall someone calling me "boy" but I let it go- This is for the school. This is for the school. After tonight, I won't ever come back here again.  These bingo thoughts, my short career as a volunteer bingo slut (I think the bingo group donated something like $25 bucks for each of us) were rekindled with a very nice, polite night of Bingo with Oliver, Maria, and our young friend, Miles.  I may not have won tonight but at least I didn't feel dirty.  So boys, consider this if a good friend ever invites you to work the bingo room for a good cause.  (It might still be worth the effort.)

    

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